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Bhua Fuffarh Punjabi E-mail
Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.
 
Santa Sali Punjabi E-mail
Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.
 
Purani Gall E-mail
Santa Ik Din Kothe Utte Khadeya Si Te Sochda-Sochda Boleya,
“Yaar Bachpan Vich Main 10vi Manzil Ton Kud Geya Si”.
Banta: Fer Bach Geya Si Jaa Mar Gaya Si,
Santa: Pata Nahi Yaar Badi Purani Gall Hai.
 
After One Peg Santa E-mail

Santa was working a MNC as an Executive. Today is his meeting with CEO.

Santa went inside the cabin and Asked the permission to sit. But CEO said its been 1 pm
You Plz go outside Kuch kha pee kar aa jao.
Santa Back
Santa– Entered in the cabin Pulled a chair set on that and put his leg on the table at front of Boss. Chall Officra duss ki gall a hunn kehda nawa syapa pauna hega.
Boss—Santa behave yourself
Santa—Kehda behave oe khote deya puttra pehla kenda khaa pee k a te fer behave.Chall chadd a le ik pegg tu v maar le fer vekh ki hunda.

 
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